This is the redeeming news that many anti-vaccination campaigners have been waiting for longingly: The European Medicines Agency (EMA) has approved a homeopathic vaccine against the Covid-19 vaccine from Biontech and Pfizer.

"Now all those who have had their doubts and have refused to immunize against Covid-19 without hesitation," said Federal Health Minister Jens Spahn, welcomed the fast, unbureaucratic approval of the drug agency.

Jens Spahn guarantees good tolerance

According to the EMA and orthodox medical practitioners, there is no need to fear any side effects if you are given the brew developed in a renowned German witch's laboratory, made from three-million-fold diluted kitchen onions, marigolds and elven tears, which looks like a completely normal saline solution.

The anti-corona vaccine is also available as globules or perfume on request.


"This guarantees you are on the safe side, because the remedy works just as reliably as you have always been used to from homeopathic remedies," explains Spahn, who, in his own words, is very happy that he is in The past does not consider it to be an opponent of alternative medicine: "It is just a good thing that homeopathy is still a health insurance benefit despite the lack of scientific evidence of its effectiveness."

What to consider when vaccinating against vaccination

The Minister of Health has another piece of reassuring news for the skeptics.

Because it looks like the serum produced by the family business Barbara and Bibi Blocksberg works just as well against all other corona vaccines as against the one from Biontech and Pfizer, which has been used in Germany since December 26th.

"The only important thing is that the homeopathic vaccine dose is shaken ten times before use," advises Spahn, "and that before or after the treatment you can of course be vaccinated against corona so that the miracle drug from Mother Nature's lap can develop its full effect . "

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