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When what happens on the set acquires more relevance than what is happening in reality is that something is not being done well. Survivors 2020 are missing something, the spark, the vital energy or simply that those who go on set give more play than those on the island. I will not say that it is boring me, but I must admit that it is not engaging me as in other editions, and I swear that I am trying, but there is no way. I am bored by the interior and exterior conflicts of José Antonio Avilés ; the bitterness of Rocío Flores bores me; the moment Ivana & Hugo folder bores me; as if they did nothing else; I am bored by the constant conflict of Sofía Suescun and Gloria Camila ; I'm bored by Oriana Marzolli and Carmen Gahona . They bore me and bore even the most holy of Carlos Sobera , that to run out of patience you have to do a master's degree and Gahona and Oriana have taken it out with honors.

What a night they gave two in Survivors 2020: In no man's land . They cannot be heavier because if they are heavier the floor of the set sinks. They are constantly interrupted, they shout, they disrespect, they seek to be protagonists at all costs and they respect absolutely nothing more than the cameras constantly focus on them. And if they were a good reality commentators, come and hold on and get guts heart, but above all their comments are always in favor of who their colleagues are and not what the contestants are doing on the island. So it doesn't surprise me that Carlos Sobera had swollen glands last night and would almost say goodbye and send them with fresh wind. Carlos, what a great favor you would have done to the audience .

And as I say, what happens on the island has neither chichá nor lemon . It was supposed to be the most extreme edition and almost three weeks, one of them have been in a shelter due to the strong weather; it was assumed that they were going to spend time with food and I still see them the same, come on, there are few who have had to lose some gram; They were supposed to have fewer resources, and resources have the same as always or more, if we consider the figure of God, as it was seen last night in one of the videos of how they spent the week, Cristian lives, indeed, as god

Few milestones are seen that they get and the videos that the program shows us are either José Antonio Avilés arguing with every pichichi dog, or crying because he wants to go (it is La Pantoja of this edition) , or Rocío's family pickets Flowers with his political grandmother, Ana María Aldón , or the usual ones, or Hugo Sierra and Ivana IcardI, getting a thousand separated by the wall between servants and mortals. Really, it seems that they do nothing else and I play a hand that at least Hugo Sierra does more than kiss and touch the ass of his new love.

The Hugo Sierra & Ivana Icardi folder

Oh, sure! Is that it is phenomenal for the program that is only seen by Hugo Sierra , that, what many see as a montage of both or as a shabby strategy to sell a folder as did his former partner in GH VIP 7 , Adara , with Gianmarco Onestini , former partner of Ivana Icardi. This is like the house of touch me Roque. Let's turn the page that the story we already know by heart. If only the images of Ivana and Hugo are shown giving free rein to passion, the collaborators already have material to skin it, and so in the galas, Adara can make a suit without getting red.

The truth is that I am still not sure if Hugo Sierra in Ivana Icardi is a montage, a strategy or coincidences of life, but what I do know is that they are not hurting anyone, that no one has a partner, that they are not offending and that it is true, whether it is a lie or half a pensioner, they are enjoying it. So who is sinless to throw the first stone. I doubt anyone can. What does touch my nose of all this is that Hugo Sierra , along with Ferre , Jorge , Nyno Vargas , Vicky Larraz , among others, are those who aim to be the best survivors, and among the firecrackers that are some and that of others just want to teach us what they are interested in teaching, because we are not losing great things. Come on, okay, it only takes just over two weeks.

The contestants, sanctioned

And that for the little they have the contestants have already breached the rules and have had to be sanctioned by the organization for talking to each other. Let's see, that Survivors 2020 is not a closing convent, but among the rules of this edition is that servants and mortals cannot have contact with each other and, of course, they have passed it through the lining. So Lara Álvarez acted as Maleficent , took Cristian, God save you, and ordered him the task of choosing a team sanction. And what a mess! Cristian is being the God of the Old Testament , the God of the eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, the God who is everywhere and does not let even half pass, and as Fani told him last night, with all the reason in the world, everything What goes up, goes down. This week is God, but the next one can be servant or mortal and then ... Then his companions will give him for the hair. "Arrieritos we are and on the way we will meet" , word of Ana María Aldón.

Not only because last night he chose for mortals to leave them without a sack and a blanket for the remainder of the contest or until the organization consents to return it, and for the servants he chose to take away the canvas with which they cover themselves, taking into account that the time In the area it is not being the most wonderful thing in the world, it is that for a reason that I still have a hard time understanding, it is getting into moves in which it neither punctures nor cuts. What came to get in the row between Bea, the orange tree, and José Antonio Aviles? What is it about telling Bea that she was getting in because she couldn't stand her beating voice? Here, one becomes God and believes the God of the seven plagues .

Well, that, that Cristian, who played dumb for me, chose to leave them without the cover and the little that protects them from the cold so that they did not lose the cans, the fishing kit or the possibility of fishing for two days. As Fani told him, that he had a pissed off father and very lord of mine, he was aware that the water is so stirred that when they try to go fishing they only bring salt and sand, and that two days do not involve anything considering that they do not There is nothing to fish. But Cristian , according to his sister, chose the sanctions thinking that the least harm he would do would be not to take away food. Well, you screwed up Burt Lancaster . Among the air that is given and that, according to his companions, does not even make the egg, it is better for Cristian to leave his horns on Thursday to become God again, because as he returns to the land of mortals, milks will fall everywhere. I don't want to imagine Thursday's palapa with Sofía Suescun's brother. I am already trembling.

Of course, nothing has to do with the Christian God with the God Hugo Sierra, although they showed us little of what he was doing the week that was God - more than his roll with Ivana -, apparently because of what the partners have told He helped out whenever he could and helped teach him to fish, to look for food, etc. And Cristian? "Touching the balls . " Well, touching the balls and stealing embers from the mortals to give them to the servants and that in return they gave him one of his cans. You see it? The God of the Old Testament. He was going to give his help selflessly, hahahahaha! I leave and leave. Yes, yes, this will be survival and here the last one, but that God has cans to set up a party and invite all the iguanas of the island, and the servants are skinned.

Ferre bran

And the ceremony of salvation came and thank God (not Cristian ) the public saved Ferre and left Rocío Flores , Antonio Pavón and Bea , who managed to piss off Lara Álvarez herself for retiring when the mud fell from the ceremony. "The public wants to see this, so don't take off." Have you heard? What the public wants to see is how they fuck you, man now! Ferre did not believe it, he who when he was nominated clearly saw himself as the loser, he who had moved with Rocío Flores because she was the protected one and the mindundi, well look, the audience has been wise and has saved a worker like none.

He played the reward test every Tuesday, a XXL flan , which the mortals won and also ended in controversy because, according to Ana María Aldón, Fani had cheated during the test. I don't know how many times Lara Álvarez could tell her that of cheating, nothing, but Ana María Aldón like the one who hears rain, for her there had been traps and they had run out of flan. A flan for which there is almost a misfortune of the desire to eat it, throwing itself on the table as if there was no tomorrow. I am the flan and I have no island to run. Mother of beautiful love what hunger does!

Carlos Sobera, to the nose

That of touching the balls begins to be a fad in this edition, because what is said to leave the horns leave them little., At least most, although there are always exceptions. So with this squad, the brave cane had to be on the set. And what if there was sugar cane! I know that the role of Oriana and Gahona is what it is, the graces of recess, but they have reached the point or made them believe that they are the owners and ladies of the 2020 Survivors set and they don't cut even half their hair. Come on, what about Gahona kicking sovereign because he didn't let him finish a sentence. Because Carlos Sobera is San Carlos Sobera who is me and I eat it with potatoes and over low heat.

Really, it doesn't surprise me that Carlos Sobera practically sent them to politely take their asses. What a night they gave him. Among the screams of Oriana , who does not know how to speak with the fair decibels, and between Gahona doing the girl-angry girl show with her colleague because she couldn't stand her screaming, it doesn't surprise me that Carlos Sobera gave them the first touch of attention: "After , at 02.15 I take you to a bar and you shake if you feel like it. " Yes, he said it in a joking tone, but it was already said that Carlos Sobera had his nose swelling with the Marse sisters, pa'cagarse and pa'mearse . And the thing was not going to end well.

I will never understand what these two good women bring to realities. Oriana , who left Survivors before they could disembark her suitcase from the plane, and Carmen Gahona that if you catch her on a good day you still get something, but that as you catch her on a bad one ... I better shut up. If you add that your only job, especially in the case of Oriana, is to throw right and left keys to get more minutes of prominence and that they pass through the lining to the presenter, the program and whoever gets ahead of them, Well, the most normal thing is that what happened last night just happened, that Carlos Sobera , who is happiness and the good vibes made presenter, will explode.

Throughout the gala I don't have fingers on my hands to count the times that Carlos Sobera asked the two of them to please stop interrupting because he had to continue presenting the gala. He endured what is not in the writings and had a patience that neither the Holy Job and almost at the end of the program, after watching the videos of José Antonio Avilés sunk and begging to leave, Fani's videos giving his opinion for the bad vibes between Rocío Flores and Ana María Aldón, and the videos of everyone skinning Antonio Pavón - all but Cristian -, Carlos Sobera could not take it anymore and exploded.

While he tried to continue with the gala, in the background he listened to Gahona and Oriana all the time arguing and insulting. I do not want to imagine how uncomfortable and complicated it must be to try to carry a program and be listening to two parrots all the time come to let go of insults and disrespect. "I will tell you only once," he warned them, but since these ladies all care about a pepper and there is nothing more than them, they made the case just and necessary, that is, none. "Next week we don't need you here." Zas! Come on, a good understanding few words are enough, that if you keep touching my pellets here you do not sit anymore, that there is no one to hold you. But as he is a saint, he dropped a "if you keep it up", which sounded like a total father. And then the talk came: "I mean it, you can't lose my temper so often and with such intensity (...) You are going Olympic from my work and disrespecting me." My hands bled to applaud him.

Finally, and with all the education in the world, someone put these two ladies in their place. This is what happens when a Corsican patent is given to those who do not know where the limits are. What happened last night between Oriana and Gahona has been going on for many realities, but it leaves them, because they are like that. Until the thing reaches the point that the presenter cannot even do his job . I don't think the thing is going more than the rapa dust on duty. Look, Oriana was not going to step on Telecinco again and there we have it day and day too! So we will continue to bear that the set is the chicken coop where no fox fits .

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