I want to have peace, peace, gauze dressing inexpensively and for certainty: so who does Putin choose now as president of the United States - Trump, Sanders or Bloomberg? So many people around the world fall asleep with this question, and they wake up with it. And only we have to voice on behalf of all these citizens of various countries the most important question of our time: whom?

Of course, we are only for the principle itself, when, at the behest of the GDP, they elect Merkel, Macron, Trump, and the governor of Hokkaido, turn rivers and somewhere in Iraq scatter the Tower of Babel in bricks. But what the hell is he doing? What treachery is supporting Trump and his opponent Sanders at the same time.

Is this also called “Russia's future interference in the 2020 elections”? Or has it already begun while the previous one is not over yet? I suspect impeachment was such a black mark from the Kremlin: "Donny, we are watching you." Double, triple, quadrupled treachery, served with ice.

And so that the upcoming president, for example, Sanders, behaves decently, kidnapping is used - and now Sanders's wife Jane is dragging commissars into RT studio at sunset. And she, under the guns of cameras, is forced to read out the text prepared by her political instructor there.

The text, I must say, is really aimed at the immediate deconstruction of American (and what’s American - world) democracy and rotates the founding fathers in a coffin.

“Closed primaries,” she says across the country, “are unfair!” Because it is undemocratic - after all, a vagrant republican who suddenly fell in love with a democratic candidate cannot vote for a democratic candidate.

True, I do not know who can even vote for these democratic candidates, except for a cold crazy illegal illegal immigrant from Tijuana, but this is really undemocratic, unecological and unethical. A person must have a right. That is already there. Or soon it will be - you just have to vote for the indestructible bloc of democrats and non-partisans.

So right-right Jane Sanders and the guy in the Kremlin who wrote her the text.

It is not surprising that the US democratic community was outraged by the next roll of Russian propaganda. All this is painful at the wrong time: the impeachment failed, the candidates from the Democratic Party look like a provincial circus troupe, a new plague is coming from China and we will all die.

In addition to Greta Tunberg - she is a saint. It is not time, comrade, to plunge ten knives into the back of the revolution.

The most intelligent and vigilant representatives of the elite, the chairman of the democratic coalition John Cooper, sounded the alarm. Comrade Cooper rightly pointed out that it is not worth lilies to spin, and the wife of the candidate on the Russian channel - to spit in the face of American democracy. And he wrote in a tweet: Comrade Sanders, they say, NOT RIGHTS - just a capslock. Which in itself is a sign of the most powerful mental health.

And away we go! “None of the Democrats can even come close to Russian television!” - shouted alone on Twitter. “Bernie’s wife on Russian television, Bernie himself receives help from the Russians,” others echoed.

Actually, even when the rare voice of reason said something about the fact that this interview took place already in 2016 and, in fact, in principle, everything that Jane carried that year on RT, she already carries on all channels, who invite her, no one listened to him.

Because the democratic public is blowing the roof at the word "Russia." They are literally obsessed with Russia - like a little bee with a flower, like Humbert Humbert - Lolita, like an alcoholic - “Stolichnaya”.

Any phrase with the word “Russian” is used here to defame any political rival - just as much as in Merkel Germany the word “Nazi” is used to politically destroy a competitor, regardless of his political views.

No, of course, it’s nice, sitting by the fireplace, once again to feel like the most powerful people on the planet, finally grabbing this goblet from the Israelis. But do not you think that this somewhat simplifies not only the picture of the world, but also the political process itself to some deck level? Below the waterline, where there are no portholes.

On this occasion, I have a request to the Red Castle in the center of Mordor: could you not choose at least the Democrats as American presidents? Today they appear to be such idiots that they will also laugh at you, poke your finger and again we will be to blame for everything. Let this time be Donald again, what do you feel sorry for? Everyone has become accustomed to him, he is so homely, almost Russian POTUS.

Hell, I said nothing Russian.

Now he will have troubles - you won’t turn around.

The author’s point of view may not coincide with the position of the publisher.