Kiev officially announced that Poland, Canada, Great Britain and the United States want to join the negotiations of the "Norman Four". And, to be sure it’s not boring, the European Commission.

It would seem that they want and want. Wanting is not harmful, but the Norman format is strictly defined and does not include the inclusion of new high contracting parties. Well ... because the Norman format is, recall, Russia, Ukraine, Germany and France. Not a support group. Not a Michigan women's volleyball team. Four countries - defined, recorded.

No, it is necessary to expand, supplement and include the volleyball team. Suddenly realized.

It would be possible to giggle and drive, but this is not said by some freak from the Tornado battalion, but by the Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine. Foreign Minister in the Government of Zelensky Vadim Priestayko. Not some gunman, but an official of the new government.

It means that? This means that the new government has no idea what to do with the issue of Donbass in the diplomatic field. Presumably, when the Norman format was formed in 2014, Ukraine was sure that unwashed bloomers would throw an ideological enemy with the support of France and Germany. Because these are European countries, and Ukraine is Europe!

This self-righteousness would be ridiculous and touching, if on its basis the Poroshenko regime had not become convinced of its own impunity. And he was convinced. At first, after all, the Maidan was supported by Europe, at first it seemed to everyone that Russia would eat everything and not show its teeth. And Ukraine believed that they would get away with everything, give loans, and press Russia to the nail.

2020 is nearing now. The war has been going on for more than five years. Suddenly, it became clear that unwashed harem pants were not an ideal weapon in a diplomatic war. Well, at least this came to the Zelensky’s government, Poroshenko seems to have remained in beautiful reality, from where only haloperidol is derived. What is the Zelensky government doing? It starts frantically rushing about.

No, in this, I repeat, there is a certain higher level of understanding in comparison with the previous regime.

Poroshenko, it seems, did not fully understand what deeply critical situation he found himself with the whole country. Zelensky twitched, began to make concessions to those, others, a little screwed up fire on the front line (it’s true, they confirm to me from the front line), but he realized that diplomatic overpowering Russia was the key to his presidency.

So, we need to change the Norman format, because France and Germany may not be such allies. Why? Well, two words, for example: "Nord Stream." Or another word: "counter sanctions." Oh, how both Ukrainians and Russian Ukrainians laughed at both of these concepts! It was clear to all these lights of thought that none of this would work for Russia, because Russia, as any decent person knows, is Upper Volta with missiles, and Russia knows nothing more. And she will not be able to diplomacy.

Russia can diplomacy. Ukraine cannot. Running “between the droplets” is not diplomacy when it comes to serious things. Ukraine is forced to make concessions unfavorable to it. Yes, she once agreed to these concessions, but then the barrel of Lugansk and Donetsk machine guns was pressed to her chest. After all, no one thought that a proud and independent power would abide by some shameful Minsk agreements? Not. And they were not respected. Poroshenko's fictional successful reality made it possible to ignore all the problems. Zelensky at least does not ignore, but sees, only does not understand what to do with them.

Therefore, other players were needed in the negotiations on the Donbass. Players from the United States, a priori opposed to Russia. Otherwise, it would not be possible to achieve even small success in the Norman talks, well, nothing at all that would pass for the rebellion of the radicals, who are still sitting on the chain, but already angrily scolding at the current government, which is perceived as too soft.

Well. Ukraine may want to include at least the United States, at least Iceland, at least the mentioned women's volleyball team in the Norman format. Better school, they jump funnier. Format approved. Ukraine has already agreed to it. Replay does not work.

Get out differently, Pan Zelensky.

Prove that you know how to play not only in KVN, but also in diplomacy.

The author’s point of view may not coincide with the position of the publisher.