El Hormiguero: The 'beating' of Fernando Alonso to Pablo Motos

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Fernando Alonso does not turn down the music to park; when he is in a race he does not shout at the opponents - only when he takes off his helmet can he grab one of his chest ; if it stops to take gasoline it is long; it sneezes at more than 200 kilometers per hour and does not stain; and, of course, he has been to many Briatore parties, and they are "butt of power," or even "worse." And there is no more detail about the bizarre parties of Briatore. This is part of Fernando Alonso and this is part of what he discovered last night at El Hormiguero . He, iceman , melted, if only a little.

That characters like Fernando Alonso, who at first do not seem as close or friendly as others may seem, slightly hinder their door is already an achievement. It is those things that are only achieved in El Hormiguero , because rarely a guest can feel uncomfortable, just like something out of place, out of place, but never uncomfortable. Pablo Motos has them in cotton and thanks to that we get to know what we would discover nowhere else.

However, I will never understand how much I try to get El Hormiguero to bring such quality characters as Fernando Alonso and dedicate a good part of the program to El Monaguillo's encounter with his brother El Lazarillo.

I understand that when one of the guests does not play, then they pull collaborators, but when the person who sits on the set is a double world champion of Formula 1 , the driver who has been about to go down in history to get the "triple crown" - only Graham Hill has achieved it - the man on whom everyone who loves motor racing wants to know if he will return to Formula 1, and much more, the logical and normal thing is that he is the absolute and top protagonist As Patrick Swayze said in Dirty Dancing ... "I will not allow anyone to corner you . "

If even Pablo Motos himself during the El Monaguillo block came to say that the one who had to be freaking out was Fernando Alonso: "The one who has to be freaking out is Fernando Alonso, who has to be saying 'what am I doing here?" The pilot's face confirmed it.

It is true that the guests go to El Hormiguero to have fun. This means that they are not only going to be interviewed and point ball. They will enjoy, entertain themselves, promote themselves and do some madness prepared by the team of Pablo Motos . And it is also true that last night Fernando Alonso had his interview, told what he wanted to tell, was sparing in words when he had to be and enjoyed, but enjoyed when what is done, is done for him.

It is these things that end up shaving a program that promised to be almost perfect. The simple visit of Fernando Alonso was already a guarantee of guaranteed success . Fernando Alonso never leaves anyone indifferent. Either because he speaks little, but when he speaks he feels chair, or because everyone is waiting for him to give an exclusive about his professional future, or because he only lets himself be seen from Easter to branches, or because it is complicated to see him as comfortable as he is He saw last night. You can tell that Fernando Alonso likes El Hormiguero , and of course, El Hormiguero loves Fernando Alonso .

Whenever he has attended the program, and last night was not going to be different, the program turns to him. They prepare spectacular challenges more typical of large programs with large budgets, and always, always, always get a smile, that coming from Fernando Alonso is a milestone .

If on his last visit to the program his head was measured to verify that it is indeed as large as it seems and he was prepared for the first human car race - which Alonso won of course -, this was not going to be less, with revenge included. Spoiler: palizón del asturiano .

Will you return to Formula 1?

If on that visit, back in 2017 , the Spaniard came to tell how he was going to face the season, this time the pilot had much more to reveal. Away from Formula 1, Fernando Alonso has sought other alternatives to his great passion. He has won the FIA World Endurance Championship , twice the 24 Hours of Le Mans and the 24 Hours of Daytona and has stayed at the gates of the 500 Miles of Indianapolis and, therefore, that long-awaited triple crown.

"I really like how people look at you. You don't realize it anyway, but it's a look of admiration. They look at you, they applaud you, but there's a smile like saying ... from fucking mother Fernando, " Pablo Motos started the show. , because if there is someone who knows how to please the guest, and more when you notice that there is a friendship, that is Motos.

"It has been an atypical year because when you leave Formula 1 you should relax a little and rest. However it has been a year when things have gone very well ." Fernando Alonso's idea was to get the "triple crown" - Monaco, LeMans and the Indianapolis 500 - the three most important races in the motor world, and only Graham Hill, the driver who made it Pablo Motos wished with all his soul his famous jackets and unable to buy a Graham Hill went to the market and bought a Graham Holl. I also had a Ribuk Classic .

Alonso talked about his tricks in the races, how he prepared himself, what it cost him to assume that now changing a wheel is not a matter of seconds but a minute and a half, how hard it is to prepare to run the 24 hours of LeMans ... But what everyone wanted to know were two things: is the Dakar going to run? and will you return to Formula 1?

At first he almost, almost, almost responded. It will be this Thursday when Toyota will announce the drivers that will be part of the test and it will be when it is confirmed that Fernando Alonso is one of them. "I have trained a lot and there are not two more opposite poles in the world of motor racing than Formula 1 and the Dakar. It is a challenge that if I do it will be exciting and it makes me excited to try the toughest rally in the world ." I didn't need to say more. Obviously, for advertising reasons Alonso could not clearly say that he is going to run, but his face and his "makes me look forward to trying" sounded like a cathedral. In fact, Pablo Motos bet he would, and I don't think he loses the bet.

Carlos Sainz's warnings

Also, when Pablo Motos gets, he gets. So seeing that Alonso was going to be a hard nut to crack and that where there is confidence it disgusts, he kept asking him to try to extract what the Asturian pilot did not want to tell. For example, like when he asked if he had fried Carlos Sainz with questions and the pilot without thinking he said yes.

"I remember a conversation last year at the Brazilian Grand Prix and I was already at a dinner asking him what he said to me 'I think you're going to do the Dakar one day' (...) He always gives me advice and all of them very good, He was the best for something, but the one that struck me the most was when he told me 'do the Dakar if you want, but respect it. It is a very dangerous rally . ' I was surprised because no pilot talks about the dangers and Carlos did. "

It is clear, pending the confirmation of Thursday from Toyota , that Fernando Alonso will be in the Dakar, it remained to be known if one day the pilot will return to Formula 1. And here came the most mysterious and opaque Fernando Alonso. What Fernando Alonso did make clear is that he left Formula 1 angry and that he has not missed anything.

"You are everywhere. Ecclestone came out saying that you were missing, that Ferrari missed you ... I am not going to start asking you questions that you are not going to answer just tell me as far as you can tell me and if there is a possibility that in the future, if you have winning options, you will return to Formula 1, "Motos told him, and I wonder ... what will have happened in Formula 1 or rather what will have happened to Fernando Alonso in Formula 1 for a presenter to self-censor even before asking? We know that the thing did not end well, that Fernando Alonso was no longer happy with Formula 1, but there had to be something that we will surely never know to be so afraid to ask.

What happened to Alonso in Formula 1?

"Today I don't think about it because I haven't missed Formula 1, I've been competing in other categories and they have filled me more than what Formula 1 was filling me in recent years, but I still love Formula 1 I still see the races, the 'trainings', the chronos ... it is my life and I have many friends ... And it is true that in 2021 there is a new regulation, the cars will change aerodynamically and aesthetically, and they mix a little the letters that are now too defined. In the summer of next year if there is a possibility and I miss Formula 1, I still think about going back. I don't close the door or open it. I can't predict the future . " Well, without saying anything, he said it all. I would also bet, like Motorcycle, that he returns, but much has to change the thing because so that someone who loves Formula 1 like this does not miss it is that something very fat had to happen. We will stay with the intrigue.

And then the time came when Fernando Alonso ceased to be the protagonist and became eclipsed, however surprising, by El Monaguillo and his brother El Lazarillo. Look that I laugh with the comedian section, but it makes no sense that to make grace and the chascarrillo miss 10 minutes of program in how El Monaguillo is plaid to see that the program has brought his brother. Yes, indeed, Fernando Alonso was freaking out because during that time Fernando Alonso did not paint anything at all .

The essence of El Hormiguero, or at least I understand it as a spectator, is indeed the guests and that they have fun and have fun, but the grace is that the guest also has a good time with what they prepare, not that what They prepare you leave the guest as hung in the middle of the set without knowing what to say, what to do, or where they come from. It was a bit embarrassing for a while, if not absolute shame , that Pablo Motos remedied as only he knows how to remedy it.

The 'palizón of Fernando Alonso

It was necessary to take the revenge of that race of human cars of 2017 and for this the program a career with shopping carts - really disguised go-karts - and a full-fledged supermarket with its toilet paper, its softener, its loaf of bread , their cans, their oranges ... Pablo Motos was playing it again against one of the best drivers in history and, of course, was losing again .

Already in the rehearsals they had their plus and minus and Pablo Motos was about to load the set and the car. Well, in the live race I was not going to improve. While Fernando Alonso demonstrated his skills, Pablo Motos turned the race in the supermarket into crazy cars. And the winner is ... Fernando Alonso and for beating .

There, he enjoyed Fernando Alonso, like a dwarf, like a child with new shoes ... This is what El Hormiguero has that can screw it up, but that they will compensate by far and Alonso's were many.

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