How much masculinity

In the electoral act that through a monumental embezzlement of public funds held yesterday in Chamartín before what Paco Rosell calls the choirs and dances of the subsidized left, President Fráudez offered the Great Helmsman podemita to explore together - it is assumed that at the head and tail of their parties-, "new forms of masculinity." And since nothing educates more than the example, an Iranian delegation, the exemplary Islamic theocracy that hangs homosexuals and pays for Mahmud Pablo's television programs , was to be received yesterday in the Congress of Deputies as the Spanish villagers received the old Pedagogical Missions: with respect and desire to learn.

Meritxell Batet imposed for the reception a protocol that also explored "new forms of femininity". The deputies should not approach to shake hands with the Islamists, nor dare to look them in the eye; and as for the rest of the body, only from afar, that impurity is very bad ... for impure sex. The cigar can look what he wants.

From the success of 50 shades of Gray and the novels for Kindle of the romantic adult genre, sadomaso pornography for moms in which morbid punishments culminate - others will say continue - at wedding, there is not much to explore in the field of submission, but Of course, limiting it to sexual fantasy. Very different is the real submission to the real uncle, in three dimensions, with the measurable distance in meters and the view on the ground. I do not know how the honorable members would live this new form of femininity that is gender discrimination, but it will sound to them: it is to protect women. So much caution in looks, touches and approximations is based on the fact that the woman is always a victim and must be protected even, or above all, from herself.

Everything was ruined by Vox's carcasses, who refused to explore as "new forms of masculinity" those of the harem. They say that accustoms us to Eurabia, which accustoms us to gender discrimination, to slavery for the sake of diversity. What will they know. But Batet surrendered to fascism . A shame.

The exploratory male Fráudez wants to return us to the Alliance of Civilizations of ZP and the Islamist Erdogan, to medieval progressivism. He had to walk his Iranians with Pablo through the LGTBI beach bars of the morning rally. What a fruity, how much masculinity!

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