Copy people, don't buy people, eat guys... Double 11, what kind of person are you?

　　Chinanews client, Beijing, November 11 (Zuo Yukun) said that "Double 11" is November 11, one month, one day, and one hour earlier. It is not called "Double 11"!

　　If you are also the "old double 11 people" who think you have to wait until "Double 11" shopping day to have a sense of ceremony, then congratulations, you finally waited for this "positive day".

Data map: Citizens enter a shop participating in the "Double Eleven" carnival.

Photo by Wang Gang

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　　There is no regret medicine in the world, but this year, "Double 11" is given to you.

　　"Single Club" successfully upgraded "Double Clubs", changing from 1 day to 4 days, and the number of chopped hands became two waves from November 1st to 3rd and November 4th.

　　In this year's "Double 11", where two waves of sales nodes have been set up, you who are operating fiercely when you pay at zero points, do you have a illusion of deja vu reincarnation?

　　At 0:00 on November 11, the second wave of the "Double 11" shopping festival officially kicked off.

Soon, Tmall "Double 11" ushered in a new peak of traffic, with a peak order creation of 583,000 transactions per second.

Last year, Tmall’s "Double 11" order creation peaked at 544,000 transactions per second.

Image source: Tmall

　　The gameplay has been changed, and Tmall’s "Double 11", which is 3 days longer than before, also ushered in new battle reports.

The record of how many seconds exceeded 10 billion yuan is gone, but the cumulative data of the total time period.

　　From November 1st to 11th at 0:30, the real-time turnover of Tmall’s "Double 11" global carnival season in 2020 exceeded 372.3 billion yuan, far exceeding the 268.4 billion yuan of one-day turnover on November 11 last year.

　　From 0:00 on November 1st to 0:35 on November 11, 342 brands including Apple, L'Oreal, Haier, Estee Lauder, Nike, Huawei, Midea, Lancome, Xiaomi, Adidas and other brands exceeded 100 million yuan in turnover, and 13 brands exceeded 100 million in turnover. 1 billion yuan.

　　As Ali's old rival, another e-commerce giant JD.com's battle report data is not far behind.

　　Air conditioners exceeded 100 million yuan in 15 seconds, refrigerators and washing machines exceeded 300 million yuan in 2 minutes, 70-inch large-screen flat-panel TVs exceeded 10,000 units in 10 seconds, rice cookers sold more than 100,000 units in 5 minutes, and Haier, Midea, and Gree had turnover within 1 minute of opening. One after another over 100 million...

　　From 0:00 on November 1st to 0:9 on 11th, the cumulative order value of JD’s 11.11 global love season exceeded 200 billion yuan.

Last year, it took 11 days for JD users to complete a cumulative order amount of 204.4 billion yuan.

 Image source: Jingdong

The elongated "Double 11", the repeater of "Eating Gui"

　　In the early morning of the 11th, were you still checking the prices slowly, and after checking, you found that several products were off the shelves?

　　I thought that after the first wave of baptism, everyone was out of money.

But the fact is that when the horn of "Double 11" is sounded, many people still rush one by one.

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　　The first wave of performance is abnormal?

It doesn't matter, after a week of copying homework review, I believe you have become a glorious "Double 11 repeat student".

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　　But at the same time, I believe that you who have chopped your hands twice have also been successfully upgraded from the "Turen" to the "Guyman".

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　　In the first wave of buying and buying, I was a proud "deposit person" and "final payment person";

　　After paying the second payment, I finally became the "pay second generation" in everyone's eyes;

　　In a few days, I will be promoted as an "open account" because I have been signing for and opening express delivery.

　　If you eat "earth in the earth", you will be called "eating guys".

Looking back, our "Double 11" was arranged clearly.

The same as the "hand-cutting party

　　Although they are all inseparable from buying, under this year's new gameplay, the chopsticks still bought different styles and different levels.

　　First of all, it is the "Double 11 Schoolmaster".

　　When you are still saying "Why do you study mathematics? Do you need mathematics to buy food?", the "Double 11 Schoolmasters" have fluently recite: the 15 yuan deposit triples, and the allowance is full across stores. 300-40 stack, zero-point payment for two pieces with 30% off, the top 1000 will get two pieces with 15% off, buy five and one refund can stack parallel discounts.

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　　"Xueba smashed the abacus, but I was still crying because I forgot to pay the final payment. The difference between the money-saving expert and the "shopping blind" is probably a little bit worse."

　　Under the brilliance of Xueba, "Double 11 copying people" was born.

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　　"The paper is about to be handed in! Sisters, let's share the shopping cart and copy homework for the students!" Those friends who pretend to be normal in front of you and force calm in the face of temptation may be diligent behind the scenes." Copy people".

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　　Of course, the most sad thing is that I have already handed in the papers to know that there is homework copying, "How can I know that I have homework to copy every time I finish the exam".

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　　There are "copying people", and there are also "not buying people" on Double 11.

　　Guided by the spirit of "not buying and saving 100%", many "not buying people" said that "Double 11" has too many routines and too deep traps, and they must not indulge in the base of consumerism.

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　　"The big promotion's effect on people's consumption expenditure is still obvious." The Lexin Research Institute's survey of post-90s and post-95s users showed that about 70% of young consumers are enthusiastic about "Double 11", and more than half of them Spending exceeds last year.

But at the same time, about 30% of young people are getting tired of "Double 11".

30.51% of the surveyed believe that they have stocked a lot of things before they are useless, so they are now very restrained.

　　The leader of "Don't Buy People" may be Lin Zhixuan, who sang "Singles Love Songs". Even when Yi Yang Qianxi asked you "Can you buy them", he reminded everyone not to forget the original intention of Singles Day.

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　　Of course, the phenomenon of "not buying people" is also widespread.

"It's no wonder that my will is not firm, but the atmosphere is all over here, who can control these hands?"

Netizens posted the Double 11 shopping cart.

Screenshot from the Internet.

Taobao collapsed ahead of time, we chopped hands every year

　　The chopsticks made concerted efforts to create a peak of 583,000 orders per second, which is 1457 times that of the first Tmall Double 11 in 2009.

　　In the face of what can be called the world's largest traffic peak, complaining about server crashes is almost a must-have for "Double 11" every year.

But at 0:00 on the 11th of this year, "Taobao collapsed" did not hit the hot search as scheduled. Many netizens said that the server was quite smooth this year, and they could only blame their slow response for not being able to grab something.

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　　In fact, this year's "Taobao collapsed" did not arrive on time or late, but arrived early.

　　On the evening of the 9th, the 14-day PK competition for raising cats, the main event of Tmall’s “Double 11” event, ended.

At the last moment, almost all players who volunteered or were forced to compete wanted to fight again, and Taobao server also collapsed due to its popularity.

　　"This year's'Double 11' came earlier than before, and even Taobao collapsed earlier than before." Taobao collapsed, and the mentality of thousands of cat owners also collapsed.

Many people just watched the game lose because the game ended early or failed to add the popularity they bought.

　　"The popularity of'Double 11' is not a question of money, it's just that you can't swallow it!" Many cat owners said that the PK match is too tired and will not make another appointment next year.

However, most of these "cat owners" who have worked hard to PK are still the "builders" of last year.

Data map: Postal logistics staff are sorting express delivery.

Photo by China News Agency reporter Zhang Yun

　　Every year is played differently, and every year is played by the same people.

　　Netizens ridiculed: "We play games every year and give help"; "Watch the party and copy homework"; "Tucao can't understand the rules that can't be played, and empty the shopping cart that carries happiness and entanglement."

　　"After 0:00 on the 11th of this year, we replaced the bitterness of'Happy Singles' Day with the curiosity of'show me what you bought'; next year, when the calendar overlaps with 4 and 1, we will still raise it again. Enthusiastically, plunge into this carnival.

　　I just hope that you who woke up this morning, watching the order placed in the middle of the night, don't regret that you burst into tears.

Because of this "chopped hand", how do you wipe your tears?

　　What did you buy for this "Double 11"?

how much did you spend?

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