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Florentino
,
Flo
,
Flosie
or
Flor
, try to say it several times very quickly.
The F chokes.
There is no
MasterChef
that is not controversial and
MasterChef Celebrity 5 was
not going to be different.
Too quiet this edition was being.
But, the heavy and unnecessary parody of
Florentino Fernández
to
Josie
, there is no one who supports it.
From practically the program one of this edition, Florentino Fernández pulled out of his sleeve a character whom he called
Flosie
, in an attempt to imitate and exaggerate one of his companions,
Josie
.
A character that there has been no show
MasterChef Celebrity 5
that has not made its stellar appearance and that has not played with the mannered imitation of what
Florentino Fernández
considers to be funny, but which has ended up becoming tiresome, heavy and excessive, and that last night had its zenith with
Flosie's
marriage request
to
Pepe Rodríguez
.
You read it and it sounds like bullshit like a piano and it is actually bullshit like a piano, but bullshit that shouldn't have a place on television now.
Esperpentos
,
imitations
that recall times past, parodies that offend, that make the viewer jump the chip of this should not be like that, until when is it going to be like that,
why should we continue to see this
.
You have to go back to several programs to 'understand' the moment lived last night.
Florentino Fernández's
parody
with Flosie is based on harassing
Pepe Rodríguez by
trying to get him to kiss him, love him, hug him.
A parody that is very reminiscent of that Krispin Klander who filled the nights of
Tonight We Cross the Mississippi
.
In those years the character of
Krispin Klander
was very funny.
He would go out, do his crazy ladybug sketch and no one would activate his chip.
In fact, there was not a child in school who did not try to imitate the mannerisms of this one.
Much has happened since then, but the essence has not changed, what has changed is that Krispin or
Flosie are
no longer so funny or so politically correct.
Now, the chip does activate.
Harsh criticism of Flo's "ladybug" parody
"
Flosie
gets me tired
, I'm sorry, but I can't ...";
"I hope
Flo
leaves today
, so we won't have to feel embarrassed again by seeing
Flosie
";
"
Flo
makes the typical
tired
jokes of a effeminate man as in his time Tuesday and thirteen did.
Flosie
tires";
"Josie's discomfort is the discomfort of all of Spain at home. We don't like
Flosie
, he liked it in 2000, we are in another moment now";
"The character of
Flosie
and his ladybug jokes not only blushes, it also encourages harassment of homosexuals among young people", are some of the comments on social networks of how far the viewer of
Flo is
,
Florentino
, but, above all by
Flosie
.
It is true that
Josie
has never shown an iota of discomfort or feel offended with the character created by
Florentino Fernández
, but we are not in Josie's head or in what will seem like
Flo's dummy
.
And actually I think it's because indeed
Florentino Fernández
created him as a
caricature of
Josie
, but much stress, both repeat and both get a
walk, and not even a character who try to
imitate
Josie
, but
MasterChef Celebrity 5
it has become a part of this edition, believing that, like
Krispin Klander
was funny at the time,
Flosie was
also going to do it.
But things have changed a lot, and
homophobic parodies are
no longer funny.
There are many weeks in which the audience has shown their rejection of this unnecessary humor, but last night the straw broke the camel's back when at the beginning of the program and after
Josie
appeared
with one of his spectacular models,
Florentino Fernández
returned to become
Flosie
to ask her marriage, including ring, to
Pepe Rodríguez
.
You count it and you think, one more.
But it is not one more, there are many more that should have been stopped at some point.
If the
Florentino Fernández
parody
with
Flosie
had appeared on the side of a program, absolutely nothing would have happened, and, honestly, I don't know what would be worse.
The problem is that the appearance of
Flosie
in each program with his gestures, his comments, his attempts to kiss
Pepe Rodríguez
, his caricature of what Flo thinks is someone homosexual have ended up tiring and tiring, really.
Things have changed, the mindset has changed, what we perceive as acceptable or not has changed, and a
Flosie is
no longer.
I understand that for
MasterChef Celebrity 5,
having Florentino Fernández among its applicants and not taking his humor for a walk is complicated, but how much is tiring and how little pleases, and not even how little.
Flosie is not Flo's problem, it's a problem of believing that we can still find this kind of parody, this kind of humor, of imitating "ladybugs" funny.
It is a problem of a mentality that if we do not avoid
Flosies it
will continue to be present.
Flosie
is the result of not understanding that this no longer fits, that it squeaks, that it is not funny, that it even makes us angry.
There is no room for this humor, for homophobic grotesques, for absurd imitations that all they do is provoke rejection in the audience.
And no, this is not about offended or not, this is about the fact that television today is not for these things.
It is not for ridiculous marriage proposals, nor for races through the set jumping on top of whoever it is to try to kiss them, nor for mannered gestures that parody and ridicule, nor to bring out "the ladybug" that you think is going to start a smile.
Neither
Flo
, nor
Flosie
, nor
Florentino
are funny, and that's very good because it shows that the time of the Krispin Klander has passed into history for the viewer.
Perhaps the televisions and, in this case, RTVE, should begin to learn from their viewers.
Celia Villalobos and Máximo Huerta, history of TV
But leaving aside the controversy that
MasterChef Celebrity 5
was missing
, last night's show was a real madness, an important christ.
In the first test of the night and after the grotesque pantomime of
Florentino Fernández
and his
Flosie
, the applicants faced the game of gastronomic bingo.
Ainhoa Arteta
, the best of the outdoor test of the previous program, was in charge of distributing the bingo cards where the contestants found the ingredients, techniques and utensils that they would have to use in the first cooking of the night.
As balls came out and crossed out on the cardboard, each one was discovering what they could cook with and what not.
Whoever sang line could add two ingredients from the supermarket to their cooking.
The one who sang bingo could enter the supermarket as many times as he wanted during the test and take all the ingredients he wanted.
With a
Boris Izaguirre
as master of ceremonies and as 'singer' of balls,
Celia Villalobos
took the cake.
Not only did she sing line but she also sang bingo and, of course, she was the winner by a landslide in the test, where the applicants had to feed some very special guests, their friends.
It was a historic moment in the history of
MasterChef
.
Two former ministers, one 'popular' and the other socialist, embracing in a prime time entertainment program on public television.
I speak of, of course,
Celia Villalobos
, and the shortest minister in the history of Spain, Máximo Huerta, who was one of
Gonzalo Miró's
guests
.
As much as the diners tried to guess which of all the dishes was their friend's, the reality was that
Celia Villalobos'
hake in green sauce
got all the praise and almost all the votes.
Only
Gonzalo Miró's
table
and
Josie's
table
matched each one's plate, which of course they voted for.
But nothing would have changed the win by
Celia Villalobos
, who not only took the glory of being the most voted, but also got the golden apron, the apron that ensures one more week on
MasterChef Celebrity 5
.
Oh,
Gonzalo Miró
hadn't killed
for that apron!
Last week he used his immunity pin and this week he ended up being sent off in one of the tightest elimination tests of this edition.
They were all happy and pleased with their friends visiting when
MasterChef Celebrity 5
decided to give their outdoor test a spin.
The program moved to Las Ramblas in Barcelona to pay tribute to the victims of the 2017 attacks. Everything seemed to indicate that
Celia Villalobos
would once again be captain and she would get involved again, but no.
MasterChef Celebrity 5
added a new ingredient, the captainship of two Michelin star chefs:
Oriol Castro
and
Mateu Casañas
.
The two chefs, owners together with Eduard Xatruch of the restaurants
Enjoy
, in Barcelona, and
Compartir
, in Cadaqués, were not only in charge of designing the menus with which the applicants would delight 80 diners, but they also had to captain the equipment.
Oriol Castro
stayed with the blue team, made up of
Celia Villalobos
,
Florentino Fernández
,
Ainhoa Arteta
and
Raquel Meroño
, while
Mateu Casañas
had to deal with
Josie
,
Gonzalo Miró
,
Nicolás Coronado
and, especially, with
La Terremoto de Alcorcón
that last night had his big night.
Flower, the karma of Florentino Fernández
Celia Villalobos'
betrayal of
La Terre by not choosing her for his team when he had promised her in an attempt to smoke the peace pipe promised a warm outdoor test.
They say they love each other, but in reality neither one supports the other, nor the other supports one.
But surprisingly, the presence of the two chefs in the kitchens of
MasterChef Celebrity 5
brought more than sanity to the cooks of each team.
It was
Flor's
test
, and who is
Flor
?
Well,
Florentino Fernández
.
If for every time Oriol Castro called
Flor
to
Florentino Fernández
I I would have taken a shot, now would fart.
I think it was karma.
So much
Flosie
and so much host, and in the end
Florentino Fernández
received two Michelin stars of his own medicine from the hand of a chef.
I do not know if
Oriol Castro
was aware that he was calling
Flor
to
Flo
or did it
unconsciously plunged into the culinary pressure test outdoors.
But be that as it may,
Flo
wasn't freaking funny.
The first time
Flor
called him
,
Flo
corrected him.
The following ones, she tried to turn a deaf ear and accept that she would have no choice but to become a
Flower
, but nothing of grace, perhaps the same little grace that
Flosie
is for many people
.
Tit for tat.
Maybe
Flo,
living it in her own flesh, finally
realizes
that
Flosie
must die.
I doubt it, but hope is the last thing you lose.
The fact is that even with
or without
Flor
, the blue team worked much better than the red team.
The presence of
Josie
and
La Terre
in the red team made
Mateu Casañas
live, in his words, an authentic "religious experience".
What did i expect?
I prefer a thousand times a
Josie
and a
Terre
as ladies at the stretcher table, than the test pain that
Gonzalo Miró did
, who spent all the cooking making olive-shaped spherifications and not to mention he did not say or ay!
That
Josie
recommending 'the cook blogger' to use herbal soap to remove makeup or giving a 'master' class on how to peel anchovies.
And that
Terre
, given to
Mateu Casañas
, for whom he would have given all his wigs, was simply MA-RA-VI-LLO-SO.
I swear I hadn't laughed so much on a MasterChef test in my life.
But the joking of the reds, had its consequences when it came to taking out the dishes.
His first, two anchovies about I don't know how many things, it ended up being an anchovy and they gave thanks, because almost not even that.
They put that dish on me and as the recording of the show ends I run to the first MacDonalds I find and eat the whole kitchen.
But, the truth is that cleaning more than 160 anchovies should not be easy and much less fast, and if you put
Josie
and
La Terre on top of it
, then turn off and let's go.
No military discipline, no orders, nothing at all,
La Terre
and Josie are from another world, and I want to be in it.
Gonzalo Miró, expelled
With this result, it was more than obvious that the red team was heading to the elimination test, where
Nicolás Coronado
,
Gonzalo Miró
,
La Terre
and
Josie
would have to prepare a sample of chocolates and truffles of which not only their taste but also its originality.
Oh, that immunity pin that
Gonzalo Miró
wasted last week!
Without pin of the imumidad he was cannon fodder and the cannon ended up ridding him.
The Alcorcón Earthquake
once again surprised judges and colleagues by presenting three cocholate chocolates, with ganache and orange and three coffee truffles and spicy flavors;
curry and truffle with ganache and confined orange.
". The chocolate explodes in the mouth and the texture of the truffles are fantastic", better impossible.
It was, without a doubt, the best of the test and the first to go up to the balcony of the liberated.
Josie
,
Nicolás Coronado
and
Gonzalo
Miró
stayed
, all of them with very similar elaborations and what is worse with very similar failures.
The judges had him really hunchbacked to choose who of the three would leave, but the problems in developing the technique that Gonzalo Miró had and how liquid his truffle remained was what led to his elimination.
Gonzalo Miró
not only stopped being one of the winning horses - now, that honor
belongs to Nicolás Coronado
- but he ended his journey through
MasterChef Celebrity 5
, leaving a
Florentino Fernández
touched and sunk, really.
Who is he going to fight now?
Who will put up with him? Who will play his game?
His better half leaves, the favorite leaves, the edition mole leaves, the one who said he did not cook and then started with a plate of milk.
MasterChef Celebrity 5
has entered its final stretch.
There is nothing and less to meet its brand new winner and it is time to fix the damage, it is time to learn from the controversies and let it not tarnish one of the best editions of
MasterChef Celebrity
that are remembered.
Let's leave the
Flosies
and the
Flor
, let's leave that dandruff, that reminiscence of memories of the past that are not completely erased.
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