And yet there is no more interesting topic in this completely crazy world than the new quality of civil society. I would write “civil society” in quotation marks, because I would not want to be associated with it. But this would be very cowardly, for the harsh truth is that I am a renegade, hiding from modern society in a remote forest near Moscow. I do not want to be in this society. I am afraid of this society. This society is very disgusting to me.

This society has just devoured Crimean aunts, who bought pies for the Kerch blockade for their money and came to present these pies in fur coats. That's all their fault - in fur coats. A strict society of fur coats does not forgive. And the most interesting thing is that if the aunts simply didn’t go anywhere, bought pies and flowers, then society would not be indignant. Do you understand now why I'm in the forest?

However, if the attention of our society is concentrated mainly on the middle bosses and those who question the past achievements, in the “civilized” (I can’t without quotes here) world attention is focused on the relationship between a man and a woman. Rather, not even on relationships, but on the original, “original” sin of a man, namely, that he does not have a vagina. As one progressive author wrote on the Wonderson for days, here are a few reasons why you can kick a man out even after you cheated on him.

The new victim of vigilant citizens is the former president of Victoria's Secret Ed Reisek. Which, as The New York Times reporters found out, molested models and spoke to them all sorts of vile things. Just believe me, I don’t have the slightest desire to protect a dirty, lustful old man. Although, if not by reason, then by my soul, I understand that the very work in a company that produces and shows sexy underwear on beautiful models implies somewhat different relationships between employees than the relationship between a superintendent and slinger at some construction site. However, I will not develop the topic, otherwise civil society will not forgive me.

But what’s particularly interesting in the material of the American newspaper listing all the sins of the aforementioned satyr is an outspoken rebuke to the world's most popular supermodel Bella Hadid. He reproached that the old goat was letting out various dirt to her, while Bella was silent! “Don't be silent, Bella!” - as if American journalists were calling to the supermodel. “And you will be silent, so we will make you speak,” as it reads between the lines.

Agree that this is a new quality of a new quality. Remember, why did the Necaevans kill student Ivanov? They killed him in order to bind each other with blood. The new high moral civil society wants to bind everyone with its metoo.

So that no one could remain silent. Especially such a popular woman as Bella Hadid. And if she has old, home-made, unfit ideas about the relationship between a man and a woman, then civil society will quickly correct this. And the beautiful Bella (recognized, for a moment, the most beautiful woman in the world) will be the decoration of a grand trial of Kozlodoev. Which, of course, will not become as shameful as the trial of Weinstein, for example. Not to mention the ridiculous story with Kevin Spacey.

And if Bella succumbs to the pressure of the righteous and comes out with conviction, then a breakthrough is inevitable. And civil society will begin to seek its victims, not among those who have sinned, but among completely sinless people. Because the more innocent the victim, the more weighty her accusations will sound.

I have written more than once, not two, not three that modern civil society is driven by fear. Fear of not falling into a wave and being a black sheep. That is why modern civil society is so similar to the Kuban Cossack Choir - the more harmoniously it sings, the less you hear each of the participants. And the safer a conscious individual in this choir feels. Therefore, Bella Hadid is at great risk, not speaking out right now. A supermodel’s career is a fragile thing. There are a lot of beautiful girls, the line is long. Therefore, the choice of our beauty is small. We will sympathize.

However, in this particular case there are at least witnesses. Witnesses of how Ed Reisek told Bella Hadid different things. At the next round of civil society development, I am sure these little things will no longer be important. Civic activists will seek out any significant character and, in fear of the collapse of life, make him say anything to anyone.

In a world where White Helmets and the World Anti-Doping Agency exist, it simply cannot happen otherwise.

I advise you this way: firstly, throw away a fur coat. Secondly, sit at home and do not lean out. And thirdly: do not post anything to social networks. There are no other options for salvation. Civil society is here, and its grin is obvious.

Yes, and don't mess with women either. It will be calmer.

The author’s point of view may not coincide with the position of the publisher.