It does not offend who wants but who can, and Vicky Martín Berrocal had been able for many weeks. It has taken a long time for the program and especially the judges to put the designer in MasterChef Celebrity in place. The little pleases and the much and that less is more are not premises that are in order of priorities of Vicky Martín Berrocal.

She is one of those who tense the rope so much that it only comes close and short. No one had put a brake on it that was more than necessary. Vicky continued to burst each program and each of his companions, leading them to despair, a despair that last night caused chef Jordi Cruz to explode. Thanks Jordi!

Many times I complain about the hardness of the judges with the talent aspirants, but last night I can only break my hands to applaud. The contest of Vicky Martín Berrocal is summed up is deranging and eating, eating and deranging, and occasionally throwing a few bombs to sink the one next door. It seems that since she is not good at cooking - because she cooks the same thing as me to fix cars - the designer has assumed the role of realities buster.

No matter who gets ahead or who gets two kilometers away, she searches, searches and attacks. Everything is peeled, the damage it can do is peeled, the collateral damage it can cause is peeled, it is peeled if it offends or despairs, Vicky Martín Berrocal goes to his own, until last night.

What began mourning last night ended in burial, the funeral of Vicky Martín Berrocal's bad host. Let's see how long it lasts! She so dignified, so haughty, so superb presented herself to the first test of the night dressed in blanket and absolute black. Augurio, what would Rosalia say. While her classmates arrive at each test with the tight ass, she goes for others, because she is unique, believes herself unique and believes herself with the power to do whatever she wants by skipping the minimum courtesy, respect.

The first test of the night was to cook with citrus fruits that Anabel Alonso, with an advantage granted last week, would be responsible for distributing. She, who is as if she had put a firecracker on the booty, handed out as well as she could, and as well as the applicants worked. Since the level of this edition is not as high as in the previous editions and since we have been enough weeks to improve, the jury decided that the time had come to complicate the talent a little more.

So they would have to cook with the citrus fruits that their companion Anabel Alonso had given them, but they would have to show that they are able to sit and cook with meaning. Therefore, each one was given an object related to their life with which they would have to place. For example, Ana Milan - a wave for Ana Milan - touched a brick in honor of her father, a bricklayer; Almudena Cid, a toy float; to Juan Avellaneda, gardening tools; to the above, that is, to Vicky Martín Berrocal, a fan; Anabel Alonso, a fishbowl; Yolanda Ramos -I love Yolanda Ramos-, an Italian coffee maker; to Boris Izaguirre, a mirror. And so on until the casting is completed.

It was neither the best proof of this edition - and many - nor the best night of almost any of the applicants. Ana Milan was lost from the beginning, she found herself completely blocked, unable to project a dish with the blood orange that Anabel Alonso had given her; Alex Adróver was a disaster in everything that made up the dish, from the plating, that Samantha Vallejo Nájera had to disassemble in order to eat it, to the taste of the noodles, which left much to be desired. Félix Gómez, three quarters of the same. He thought of a good dish, a panacota, but his hand went out with his citrus, and all the sweetness of the kiss he gave to Boris - Boris and the handsome ones is the story of never ending - he went for the toilet with a plate Bitter and practically inedible. And the same with our Tamara, who wanted to prepare a yogurt cake, but without being a yogurt cake - apparently it is the new fashion - and neither cake, nor yogurt, nor citrus, nor Christ who founded it.

And then there are things that I can't understand, the same for my culinary culture. That the jury applauded the plating of Juan Avellaneda and that unstructured cake, like sand or garden fertilizer, are assessments that I will never understand. I put that dish in a restaurant, with the shovel, the rake, the imitation of the sand and the seeds and to me, I'm very sorry, it would cost me to swallow it. But I think it's a matter of mine and my abilities as a diner and cook. Instead, there was our Yolanda Ramos, making what she calls "shit like a cathedral", and finishing impressing the jury for its resolving ability and for preparing a sauce that if Pepe Rodríguez gets to give him a piece of bread Eat up to the platter coffee maker.

What there were were two winners more than clear. On the one hand, Boris Izaguirre with his Oh, wow, a duck with citrus sauce and purée of violets, located in a mirror "very 90s", and Anabel Alonso who prepared a simply spectacular and wonderful dessert. How it shows those who have already learned and have tables to bore you! Unsurpassed that tidal wave of lemon also unstructured, but that had a pint of very lord of mine.

Of course, if someone was the winner of the night that was Anabel Alonso. The actress has put the batteries and goes like the ACME brand rockets of the coyote and the roadrunner. Not only does it show that it has much more level than the rest of its companions -pa'chasco-, but it is also willing to go for all and has become the necessary scourge of an edition to which it seems that time is He has stopped him. They neither advance nor let advance. The scourge Alonso is needed in all its splendor.

Yolanda Ramos said that her plate was crap like a cathedral, but the one that presented crap bigger than the sun was Vicky Martín Berrocal. What would be the thing that presented it to the judges and directly told them not to try it and, of course, nor proved it. It was a dish embarrassment with capital letters. The fan thrown in the middle of the plate, the orange without peeling or anything with a chocolate cover that gave it a disgusting appearance and then a lot of ingredients placed without ton nor are. A horrific horror, worth the redundancy.

But I think what pissed off Jordi Cruz to unexpected levels was the attitude of Vicky Martín Berrocal. An attitude that has been repeated from practically the first program and to which nobody has put any type of brake. The designer passed the entire test complaining and repeating that she was unable to do anything, and all because she had forgotten to take the cream and because the jury had not allowed -the rules of talent- that Boris Izaguirre gave him some of the hers.

He made a riot attempt to refuse to return the cream Boris had lent him, but in the end he had no choice but to seek his life, but Vicky Martín Berrocal did not look for it, Vicky decided to do absolutely nothing. For not doing, he didn't even peel the tangerine. There he left it with a shell included covered by a horrible layer of chocolate that gave it a Dantesque appearance.

Yes, it seemed that he was moving through the kitchens, taking a utensil, a saucepan, lighting the fire, but in reality he was not doing anything at all because as the jury had screwed him - speaking in silver - his plate by not letting him use the cream, because Vicky decided to cool his pirulo. "My plate is called chungo, chunguito," said the designer with a horny tone. In MasterChef, the boy doesn't like a hair, and with Vicky it wasn't going to be different. What Vicky Martín Berrocal did not expect is that Jordi Cruz explode, and it goes!

The chef's face was a poem as he saw Vicky's plate. I didn't know whether to take the plate and burst it against the floor or directly open the garbage can and throw the plate and Vicky directly. "Vicky, I'm going to put you in a situation because you're not finding out. Shut up, please. Let me talk to me. We've always said that celebrities are never going to get a favor deal just because they are celebrities. I know what You are going to say when I criticize the dish: "I didn't know, it's just that ..." I'm not interested in anything you tell me. There's no idea, there's no motivation in this dish. This is a terrible offense. , but terrible, to my trade. Because I have three tests looking at you and eating in a kitchen is very frowned upon, and you do it; laugh when it does not touch, I do not like it, but come here and do this ... Keep it up and you I promise that my name is Jordi Cruz, today you are leaving. " Zas! I swear to see Jordi Cruz dropping everything he had accumulated against Vicky and telling him the clearest things impossible, it was almost orgasmic.

I don't want to be mean, but it was time, milks, it was time. Just as if what Jordi Cruz did last night they had done long before Vicky Martín Berrocal had lowered their fumes and had not reached this point. Really, that without being exaggerated, what Vicky presented is one of the worst I've seen in the talent. But, I insist, the worst is not the dish, but it is a superb attitude that does not help MasterChef Celebrity at all but rather the opposite.

It is true that Jordi Cruz's raptor did what he had to do: in the outdoor test Vicky Martín Berrocal was softer than a glove. He decided not to open his mouth, nor to eat, which is already a lot, and he behaved with his companions as if it were Laura Ingels herself, and that the test was not easy. It was not easy because the program moved to Toledo, the National Paraplegics Hospital to pay tribute to the people who are treated there, to the doctors and all the staff, and incidentally give a push so that people are encouraged to make donations to a pioneer center and that should serve as an example for all.

What I love about MasterChef Celebrity is that it gives you a smile, it takes you to anger, but at the same time it removes everything from the inside. Seeing those people in a wheelchair with an indelible smile on their faces and with that desire to excel and that desire to live is priceless. I am left with a phrase that since last night will be one of the leitmotif of my life and that no aspirant, nor any of the judges, said it but one of the patients who had to be honored: "It is trying the impossible, when the possible is achieved ".

The emotions were full of skin, from the aspirants to the judges. The 60 people who were going to enjoy the menu, prepared by MasterChef 3 winner Carlos Maldonado, deserved the best, and although the two teams, led by the two worst contestants of the previous test, Vicky Martín Berrocal and Tamara Falcó, promised give it all, if it does not become because the judges and Carlos Maldonado himself got into kitchens not one of the 60 bite proof.

They gave each team the option to mutiny against the captain and change it when they considered, but none wanted to face the harsh decision to separate the chosen captains, and the result ended up being disastrous. The two walked more lost than an octopus in a garage and, as the jury told them, the captaincy came very large. The team of Tamara, formed by Juan Avellaneda, Boris Izaguirre, Anabel Alonso and Ana Milan, were in charge of preparing the entree (recipe for smoked eel and apple impregnated in beet with wasabi and nori) and the second (rice with pigeon, mushrooms and cherries pasted). Meanwhile, Vicky's team, consisting of Félix Gómez, Yolanda Ramos, Almudena Cid and Álex Adróver, would prepare the first course (sea bass with veneers and tendons) and dessert (ice cream with yogurt and jelly mousse with orange, melon and grapefruit) .

It all started more from the beginning. The team of Tamara Falcó was wrong with the elaborations from the beginning. The badly cut pigeons, the unwashed beet ... which made them have to start from the beginning. If that is added to the slowness at the time of work, the lack of spirit, the low intensity - except for Anabel Alonso - the solution could not be other than Jordi Cruz put on the jacket and with Carlos Maldonado saved a service that without them would have been insurmountable. In the red team, things didn't get better either. Although Vicky was no longer Vicky, the elaborations were an absolute disaster and like the blue team, Pepe Rodríguez had to go into kitchens and put away his dishes, which still ended up coming out late and with a dessert that nothing had to do with the real and that caused a certain anger in Carlos Maldonado, who came to say that he did not know what he prepared a recipe for.

In the end, the judges gave justice and sent everyone, except Anabel Alonso, to the elimination test. It was a stick because everyone wanted to pay homage that the hospital deserves, but in the end it is that attitude of pasotism that reigns in this edition that won the game. Ana Milan swore that she had not been "in house mode" and that she had been more focused than ever, but in the result it was not reflected, so, how could it be otherwise everyone played it to a card, the card of the elimination test.

And since Catalonia was burning and Torra was going to make an institutional declaration, and the containers were burning, and the streets of Barcelona, ​​Tarragona and other places were a pitched battle, RTVE cut the emission of MasterChef Celebrity for more than half an hour to Report the last minute of what was happening there. Something that did not sit very well with the audience. I say one thing, MasterChef Celebrity is recorded, it can be seen at any time, it is broadcast again on Saturday nights. Catalonia was happening at the same time and, please, do not compare one thing with the other, no matter how tired we are already in this situation.

They returned late, but returned. In the end, the program, in a play that I do not understand much, gave the option to the candidates to choose two partners to save themselves and go up to the balcony with Anabel. The elected ones were Juan Avellaneda and Yolanda Ramos. The rest would have to prepare a spectacular dish with bird in 75 minutes, taking advantage of the technique of pressing. More than one had to have pressed himself and not the bird.

For example and again, Vicky Martín Berrocal, who left in the supermarket the birds that Anabel Alonso had assigned him and who had to make the dish with which he had in the kitchen. A drama, after the night he had had. A drama, deserved. There is nothing like suffering in your own flesh to learn the lesson well. It was learned so well that despite the error of the supermarket Vicky knew how to get out of the way. In the end everything is attitude and that of Vicky Martín Berrocal was what they want in MasterChef Celebrity. That is, never give up. "Now it shows a little that you want to stay," Jordi Cruz told him.

However, Almudena Cid, with his pigeon In oltre and Álex Adróver, with his undercooked graffiti, were the ones who took the worst part. "You have touched the simplest and used as if it were the most complicated," Samanta Vallejo Nájera told the actor. "Your plate cannot be eaten ... Your graffiti was raw and dry. We expected a juicy and tender dish, and it looked like a sole," Pepe Rodríguez said. In short, an inedible dish, which cost him the expulsion. It was the chronicle of a death foretold.

Álex Adróver did not advance in talent and was not one of those who gave more game, so the graffiti was the perfect excuse to throw him. I feel sorry for it, because in the end those who perhaps least deserve it for their attitude are saved and those who, even having the best of attitudes, err at the worst of times leave. How unfair life is sometimes, right?

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